9/22/2005
Remember the guy who had his PP cut off by his wife...Lorena? John Wayne Bobbit had his PP surgically re-attached after his wife cut it off with a kitchen knife while he slept. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity stating the physical abuse she endured made her do it. Well it appears Mr. Bobbit didn't learn his lesson because he's been arrested for domestic violence again. This sort of story raises all sorts of questions for me, for instance, did his PP work after they re-attached it? Did he lose any length...girth? Who was affected more by the 'slicing' incident, Mr. or Mrs. Bobbit? Can you really imagine any guy wanting to go near Lorena after what she did? Maybe she became a lesbian. Mr. Bobbit obviously found love again but how did having his PP cut off change him? Did he flinch every time he walked into the kitchen and saw the steak knives? Did he start cutting his meat (the kind you eat) with a butter knife? Did he sleep with his eyes open to ensure no psycho woman was coming after his PP again? Obviously he didn't change his ways when it came to domestic violence. Maybe next time, whoever cuts off his PP, shouldn't throw it out the window as they drive down the freeway...rather stick it up his arse. He'd probably never find it.
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I always said she should have ground that sucker up in the garbage disposal.
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Well then, thanks for dropping over, and I like the things you are talking about over in your neck of the woods!
I don't know why JWB keeps getting into it with his girls!!!
Have a good day!
http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Sexuality/ Adult_Movies/Porn_Stars/Male_Stars/Bobbit__John_Wayne/
So head on over rover, let bubba gumps take over, and do like we do, get paid to google bobbit at work. Ain't that intyrnet thing just randy (not in the english sense of the word, but the american) tootles,
el Jacek
AND OMG a handjob would totally be out of the question cause yanno what if it just pops off in your hand..whatcha gonna do with it?
i'd toss it over my shoulder and go make a peanut butter and jelly sammich.