9/22/2005

Under the Knife

Remember the guy who had his PP cut off by his wife...Lorena? John Wayne Bobbit had his PP surgically re-attached after his wife cut it off with a kitchen knife while he slept. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity stating the physical abuse she endured made her do it. Well it appears Mr. Bobbit didn't learn his lesson because he's been arrested for domestic violence again. This sort of story raises all sorts of questions for me, for instance, did his PP work after they re-attached it? Did he lose any length...girth? Who was affected more by the 'slicing' incident, Mr. or Mrs. Bobbit? Can you really imagine any guy wanting to go near Lorena after what she did? Maybe she became a lesbian. Mr. Bobbit obviously found love again but how did having his PP cut off change him? Did he flinch every time he walked into the kitchen and saw the steak knives? Did he start cutting his meat (the kind you eat) with a butter knife? Did he sleep with his eyes open to ensure no psycho woman was coming after his PP again? Obviously he didn't change his ways when it came to domestic violence. Maybe next time, whoever cuts off his PP, shouldn't throw it out the window as they drive down the freeway...rather stick it up his arse. He'd probably never find it.

15 Comments:

  1. k o w said...
    That guy is the definition of a fucking idiot. You'd think he would have learned his lesson.
    sirreene said...
    She cut off his brain and then unfortunately it was sewn back on. Now you gotta know that decision was made by a male doctor!
    Networkchic said...
    Well his 'brain' still isn't functioning properly, he's still stupid.
    WDKY said...
    You ask some very pertinent questions there. It just so happens that I don't have the answer to any of them. (I'm inclined to add "thank f*ck".)
    NewYorkMoments said...
    He actually did an "adult film" after he had it reattached called "Frankenbobbitt."

    I always said she should have ground that sucker up in the garbage disposal.
    WDKY said...
    Have you redesigned your blog or am I just colour blind? I can't see any links unless I put the cursor over them :-(
    Erik Holtan said...
    Hey I just came off my comments and saw you were dropping by, and I even saw I was on the blogroll!
    Cool!
    Well then, thanks for dropping over, and I like the things you are talking about over in your neck of the woods!
    I don't know why JWB keeps getting into it with his girls!!!
    Have a good day!
    Networkchic said...
    Hey WDKY you must be colorblind. The links are green...and I can see them. Weird.
    Networkchic said...
    Hey Erik...yeah I found your link from someone else's blog and I thought it was great reading. It's nice to have some place to read about that every day stuff you guys experience. Keep the updates coming.
    k said...
    Lucky Day! Lucky Day! All your surgical questions can be answered by heading down to your local XXX vid store and renting the JWB video. They even show close up's of it (so I've heard). So, tell ya what... you rent it, I'll make popcorn and you can tell me what it's all about. Personally I think she should have dropped the PP in the disposal and flicked it on... no evidence, no crime - right? (At least that's what I'm getting out of watching CSI on Teevee)
    ... jacek ... said...
    Actually a quick google search pulls up this little address...

    http://dir.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Sexuality/ Adult_Movies/Porn_Stars/Male_Stars/Bobbit__John_Wayne/

    So head on over rover, let bubba gumps take over, and do like we do, get paid to google bobbit at work. Ain't that intyrnet thing just randy (not in the english sense of the word, but the american) tootles,

    el Jacek
    kimmyk said...
    man i wouldn't wanna be the girl fucking him after that. what if you're on top and goin at it and it broke off?! how ya gonna explain that to the ER doc?

    AND OMG a handjob would totally be out of the question cause yanno what if it just pops off in your hand..whatcha gonna do with it?
    i'd toss it over my shoulder and go make a peanut butter and jelly sammich.
    WDKY said...
    Ouch!! Good, the normal colour scheme's reappeared. I thought I was losing it.
    Anonymous said...
    Nope, clearly didn't learn. He should have hit the next one harder to knock the attitude outta her!
    Networkchic said...
    Oh anon you are so BRAVE. It appears the 'tude lies somewhere other than with JWB's hoes.

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